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Thursday, June 30, 2011
Cueillette Du Nez - Picking your nose, is it okay?
That's right, we're getting fancy today. Cueillette Du Nez, literally means "Picking nose" in french , which is our topic of discussion today. (Unless Google Translate lied to me again!) Nose picking, is it worth the social out casting? Maybe so.
The act of nose picking, is the act of removing dried mucus and/or foreign bodies from the nose cavity with one of the ten fingers in a human body. Obviously, this act of mucus removal, has been marked evil-y immoral and disgusting to even speak about. But is all the hype really true?
Benefits of Eating Eggs
You can fry them, hard-boil them, soft-boil them, poach them, scramble them, basically anything and it'll still taste good. Having a couple eggs for breakfast can prove beneficial to your health in different and delicious ways.
These Ostrich eggs aren't going to fry themselves.
Monday, June 27, 2011
Wojtek: A True Soldier
Wojtek served under the the Polish Army, and was formally drafted in the 22nd Artillery Supply Company in order to get him into a British transport ship when the unit was traveling to Egypt. Why was it that he needed to be drafted? Because the British High Command didn't allow pets or animals in the camps. Pesty British right? Hold on, what's that? Oh yeah, Wojtek was a Syrian Brown Bear.
Sunday, June 26, 2011
Bullet Eating : America's Next Problem
"Would eating a ballistic projectile prove to be beneficial to my health?"
In theory, no. In practice, you should be put in the loony bin for even asking that question. Attempting to digest a ballistic projectile of any caliber can prove to be fatal in both obvious and un-obvious ways.
Despite common misconceptions, eating ballistic projectiles does NOT prove to help lose weight. Many health blogs and online advertisements have advocated the oral use of bullets in order to decrease body weight, and increase self-esteem. These "blogs" and advertisements claim that the bullet's commonly contained metal "lead" and a mystery solid have had various health benefits lenient towards weight lost and increase sense of well-being.
It's un-American I tell you!
Saturday, June 25, 2011
Why Flying Cars Wouldn't Work
Flying hover cars from the future? Why wouldn't they work? It's the future after all right? Despite how cool it would be to zip your kids to school in a hover-van, it wouldn't work out in the real world.
Essentially, creating flying cars of private and commercial-use would pretty much mean giving every man and woman access to a private plane. Think about it, do you want your crazy uncle Tim flying a plane? Flying cars would become a threat to the general population's security, and it would be impractical to build and use.
Hahahaha! Look at those lame ground people machines!
Essentially, creating flying cars of private and commercial-use would pretty much mean giving every man and woman access to a private plane. Think about it, do you want your crazy uncle Tim flying a plane? Flying cars would become a threat to the general population's security, and it would be impractical to build and use.
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