Haven't we all had that awkward feeling during the afternoon, when a telemarketer calls you and asks if you're satisfied with medical insurance the fifth time in the past two hours? Don't we all feel like threatening his children and family with very harsh sadistic words after the fourth call? Although in a usual case I would help you track down and kidnap the Telemarketer's children, this time we're going to look at reasons to spare his family and house at expense of a "humane" approach.
*Insert loud explosions here*
Now that I have your attention, allow us to
break dance to extreme rock music look at reasons not to murder the person on the other side of the line after they've called us multiple times about our life insurance. Instead of smart remakes like "You're going to be the one that needs life insurance if you keep calling me." Lets
reason our way out of manslaughter.
Because once you're in jail, everybody rapes you.
1.
They're humans too. Contrary to popular belief, it's actually a human behind the phone. A human with the
same problems you have, they've got bills to pay, medications to take, children to take care of, and plans to retire.
Telemarketers are basically "telephone marketers", or "telephone salesmen".
If a businessman pestered you to buy a car in real life, would you curse Bloody Mary at them in front of everyone around you? It's the same thing with "internet bullies", since it's over the internet, it feels like they cannot physically harm you and you might feel "safe" to say almost anything you want. Which brings me to my next point.
